Caption Contest

Now that people are looking at and reading about (but not adding anything) all of the funny things that happen to our family (yes, I'm talking to you siblings) I've decided to add a caption contest to spur creativity. Here's the first picture:

Your Captions Here:

1. Do they sell these at Lowe's?
2. They're how much?????!!!!
3. Do they help improve your memory?
4. Do they come in a box?
5. Can I keep the box and get rid of the pump?
6. Are the instructions in English?
7. Simple English?

I don't know what the prize will be but I know what it won't be.